Inside Jokes?...Maybe?

Hello everyone.  Below are phrases that I think everybody can relate to.  For each phrase, I just want you all to see if you...get it.


1. If Facebook changes ANYTHING!, boycott it.

2. If you can’t get credit at Norton Furniture………..you can’t get credit anywhere.

3. Getting shiny new cutlery for free is easy, just go to Rocknes.

4. Every American action/adventure film set in China MUST feature the Great Wall.

5. Anytime you encounter the Anglican Church, you must always say or think “Cake or death?”

6. You do not need any other colors besides Red, Blue, Yellow, Pink, Black, and Green.

7.If you encounter anyone who is showing signs of rage, run from them.

8. You are allowed to get a house for a paper clip.

9. These rules have only one exception: Chuck Norris.

10. No one is allowed to purchase any out-of-date Madden Football games.

11. If you want to keep an idiot going for hours, see line 24.

12. If you’re on a blind date with a girl with kaleidoscope eyes, you must punch yourself before you sleep with her.

13. A tachyon beam is the solution to everything.

14. Cary Elwis is the bad guy.

15. Always remember to push the “on” switch.

16. Americans will respond to shady posters as long as they offer free t-shirts.

17. The monster/zombie is always perpendicular to your back.

18. Red shirts have no place in the future.

19. Never take a coupon from a giant chicken.

20. Earth is full of rocks and three kinds of people.

21. There is God, and then there is Danny Boyle.

22. “Problem” and “Solution” are two other words for “Love”

23. You already know what this line means if you play the game. 

24. If you want to keep an idiot going for hours, see line 11.

25. Low-rise jeans will make stampeding bulls avoid you.

26. Grape over cherry. 

27. If you like your fried chicken kitchen fresh, then go to KFC.

28. You only turn 18 once…you only turn 30 once…you only turn 57 once…

29. If you hear people mumbling about your stapler, they probably want to take it.

30. Everything costing $79 million or more will immediately be crashed into the moon.

31. If you do not donate money to charity, Sean Penn will come for you.

32. The Ming Dynasty is a thousand times more interesting than the Patriot Dynasty.

33. We don’t have world peace because it would destroy the defense industry.


I don't know where the inspiration for this list came from, but I think the idea was to tell the truth. All of these phrases make no sense by themselves. But, nevertheless, based on the output of our different medias as well as our individual beliefs, they are all true to some degree; even though they may be interpreted different ways.

Feel free to add your own list to this one, and every now and then I'll update the blog and re-post it. Make sure the phrases are as objective as you can make them.  Again, I don't know exactly what purpose this has. It could be a time capsule, it could be something else. Sorry if you feel as though this has been waste of your time. I'm putting this out there while, at the same time, trying to figure what the purpose of it is.